Sixth Sense: Why the Number One Might Actually be Purple
Approximately 1 out of 100 people have a sixth sense, or rather, a condition where one sense (for example, hearing) is simultaneously perceived as if by one or more additional senses. Synesthetes are...
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The very mention of chess conjures images of Ron and Harry, foreheads blistering in sweat and blood as they painstakingly battle to recover the Philosopher’s stone and defeat the malicious Lord...
View ArticleUnaustralian of the Year: Kyrgios v Fraser
The Wind Turbine Commission has recently discovered that Australians are a bunch of fruit bats that are making the country look like a bunch of fruit bats. In light of recent events re: Kyrgios v...
View ArticleVexatious Law Student Sues Tinder for Ruining Sex Life
Just two months prior to Tinder’s fast approaching third birthday, ANU law student, Ophelia Rass, has taken the creators of the dating application to Court in a class action suit alleging that Tinder...
View ArticleThe Cabinette: Bronwyn Goes Home After Date From Hell
In a shocking twist on last week’s episode of the Cabinette, contestant Bronwyn Bishop was sent home after disaster date with Mr Rabbit. Rather than being lavished with exquisite dinners and glittering...
View ArticleCoffee in vase same as coffee in cup
Like it long and black? Soy milk? In a vase perhaps? It has recently been revealed that coffee in a vase is just as good (if not better) as coffee served in cups. The study was conducted by a group of...
View ArticleWolly: Woroni Dolly
Lost it inside you? Broken up with over snapchat? In this spontaneous segment, Woroni makes fun of your worst romantic disasters from that time you discovered the identities of the amateur porn stars...
View ArticleSomewhere Over the Rainbow, Skies are Blue
I like Facey. I really do. I’m not going to pretend to be one of those people that’s like “Facebook destroyed my life. Ew Facebook. I can’t wait to leave uni so I can delete my Facebook account”. Never...
View ArticleWolly (Woroni Dolly)
Lost it inside you? Broken up with over snapchat? In this spontaneous segment, Woroni makes fun of your worst romantic disasters from that time you discovered the identities of the amateur porn stars...
View ArticleWolly: Woroni Dolly
Lost it inside you? Broken up with over snapchat? In this spontaneous segment, Woroni makes fun of your worst romantic disasters from that time you discovered the identities of the amateur porn stars...
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